I awoke this morning to the sound of trees being felled in my front street. I consider it ethically wrong to just go hacking trees down without any sort of consent from Greenpeace or David Bellamy. The only reason the council are doing it anyway is to make sure they spend their big fat budget so they can have more next year. What they should do is spend the money modifying the trees into something useful, like observatories or command posts for police officers. This would save a lot of time and effort for the general public as we wouldn't have to be as vigilant toward criminals and wrong doers if we had a permanent "eye in the sky". A measure I feel would help turn Britain into a more relaxed, care free society.
Ken Hom was on TV this morning cooking donuts, but not just any ordinary donuts. No, these donuts were "tasteless, though really healthy." Come on Ken, get with it man. People don't mind a bit of grease every now and then.
Went to get some bacon out the fridge to cook myself a sandwich and found a monkey asleep in there. It awoke with a start and looked at me, terrified. It jumped to its feet and gave me a quick riddle; "As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me, and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready. Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts. What am I?" I don't know whether this was a well oiled routine or whether it just panicked and didn't know what else to do. I eventually figured it out though.."I am safe and secure". I'm convinced Anthony Worral Thompson is a troll as well.
The sun is out again. All the time I tell myself I'm going to make the most of it but always end up staying in the house pretending to be Chuck D. Might buy a new T-shirt today. I'm starting to look like a tramp wearing the same clothes all the time, it's difficult this saving up lark. Anyways, stay tuned folks.